What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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