- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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