If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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