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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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