Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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lets bomb africa

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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I love you

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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