what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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