Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

You know what's catchy? A cold

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Go away still nothing to see

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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