- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

your face

Racial Equality

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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