How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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