- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Womens rights

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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