why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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