- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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