- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? faith

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Your gay

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

9/11

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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