Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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What's blue? The sky.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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