- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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