Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Sir, your wife is dead

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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