- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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