- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Womens rights

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

your mom is so stupid she got raped

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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