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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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