- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

ecks! why zee?

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