ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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people magazine

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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