why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Justin with a hat.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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