- Anti Joke

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.