- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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