what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Matthew Baker

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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