- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

I was once a hamster.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

mental kid

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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