- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

G:nock nock B:come in!

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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