- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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