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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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