- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

White NBA players.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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