i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Balls

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Skrillex.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Cheese

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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your life

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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