- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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