- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Robin, get in the batmobile

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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