- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

you know whats not funny white boards.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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