Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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