Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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