- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Good afternoon.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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