why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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