- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Well this is pointless.....

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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