- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Hail Hitler

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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