- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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