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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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