- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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