- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

were at work systems r down

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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