- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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