What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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it's funny because it's funny

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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