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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

You sick fiend

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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