Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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dyslexic's Untie

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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