What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Ben Affleck

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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poop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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