What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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obama

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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lybia

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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