- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Barack Obama

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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