How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

I have an idea! You leave.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A hill billy went fishing

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

I'm gay.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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