Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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