- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

have safe sex

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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