- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

"Knock knock..." "come in"

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Long joke Your such a downey

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

John lazzaro likes dick

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

there once was a black man who played basketball

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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