What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Basically

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Know what's funny? Jokes.

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