The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Guess what? Bananas

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

hi dave

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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