- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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