Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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