Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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