Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Wolfjob.

XD Jackass.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

I have read the terms and conditions

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Anti Joke

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