- Anti Joke

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

This sentance contains three errers

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck