Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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LOL

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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