- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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