Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Internet Explorer

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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