How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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penis. nuff said.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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