q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Republicans

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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