- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Knock Knock? Come in.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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