A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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poop.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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