- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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