- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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