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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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