- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Obama walks into a hospital....

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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