Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

You know what's catchy? A cold

Go away still nothing to see

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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