What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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A gay man watches football.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Women's rights.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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