An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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