Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

do you have a wife?

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

The EPA.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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