- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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