- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Knock, Knock Come in

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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