Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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