YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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