- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

your face

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

How high is the sky? True or False

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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