- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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