What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why can't february march Because april may

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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