What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Dont read this joke

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Atheism

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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