What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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