9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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