- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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