whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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I am dyslexic

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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