Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Pickle

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Jesus Christ

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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