A blind man watches TV

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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are u black unlucky

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Dont read this joke

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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