- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

i just wrote this so hard

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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