Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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PICKLES

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Anti Joke

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