So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Face...the other white meat!

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

knock knock go away!!!

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Anti Joke

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