- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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