- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

i just wrote this so hard

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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