- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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