I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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