The truth is he loves her!!

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Barack Obama.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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