- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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