- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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