Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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do you have a wife?

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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