Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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minorities

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Double-whammy

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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