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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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