roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Knock knock *open*

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Joke

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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