Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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