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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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