- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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