How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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