- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

i like men but im not gay

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

roy g biv

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Ron Paul for President!

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??