If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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VITAMIN C!

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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