- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Lewis

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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