- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

knock knock There's no door

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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