Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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69

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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