- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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