Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Knock Knock Who did that?

the WNBA.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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