what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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