- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

An Artic Storm.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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