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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

what are three short words? i a am

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

A Mormon walks into a bar

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