what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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