Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

wanna here a joke? you.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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