What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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