- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Eric is gay Ha

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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