Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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