roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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boys

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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