What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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I am a women

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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