- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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