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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Nick Cannon

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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